June 6, 2026 · 23:48

Old Stories, New Updates – June 06th

Jupiter & Venus (upper left) have gotten a bit closer together (closest next  Tuesday, but “close” and spectacular looking for another two weeks or so) but Mercury’s still there just above the roof.

I was hoping to see a SpaceX Falcon 9 launch out of Vandenberg about 45 minutes after these pictures, but never saw a thing. The launch did NOT scrub and went off the pad just fine, it just wasn’t visible here, a hundred miles away, for whatever reason.

But many of the new neighbors got to see me standing out on the sidewalk with multiple tripods and cameras, staring at the sky, so there’s that!

 

On another ongoing front, I went and got my hair gooped up again, blue on port, purple on starboard, starting the third chapter of this wacky adventure.

The bottles said “Strawberry Leopard Teal” and “Arctic Fox Violet Dream” – I don’t know if those are brand names, product names, or both.

Let’s see how long it takes before the inevitable gray takes over again.

 

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June 5, 2026 · 23:06

Sunset Conjunction 2026 – June 05th

If you’ve had clear skies and you’ve looked to the west at sunset in the last couple of weeks, you’ve no doubt noted the two really bright objects hanging up there like jewels in the dusk. “Dusky jewels,” as it were.

If you’ve hung out here over the years, you would probably have (correctly) guessed that that’s Jupiter and Venus. They do this with some regularity every couple of years.

So, introductions. Just to the right of the tree is Jupiter. Just below and to the right of that is Venus. Slightly above the two planets are two bright stars, Pollux and Castor, in the constellation Gemini. (They’re “the twins.”) And, click on the photo to blow it up nice and large and look just above the roof of the neighbor’s house, just to the right of that tree sticking up from their back yard – that’s Mercury.

As you get a little bit later it will get darker and Mercury will stand out more, but it will also be setting first, so don’t wait too long after sunset to look. (These pictures were taken at about 20:50 tonight from SoCal.) Venus and Jupiter will be up for an hour or more after sunset, so you’ve got plenty of time to grab your binoculars and look for the Galilean moons near Jupiter.

Jupiter and Venus will appear to move closer together over the next four nights, with their tightest conjunction occuring next Tuesday, June 9th. From there they’ll start to appear to drift apart, but on Tuesday, June 16th the one-day old Moon will join the party and should look spectacular with the planets.

I’ll probably take more pictures… (It’s sort of my thing.)

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June 4, 2026 · 22:44

Yet Another Of Life’s Little Disappointments

I had such high hopes!

Is it not reasonable to assume that the filling would be green? I could let them get away with it not actually glowing, a little artistic license and marketing is allowed. But it’s not green at all, it’s brown.

It tastes pretty much the same as always, but it’s boring and brown.

A month or so ago we had some kind of superhero themed Oreos with blue filling – it made our tongues blue, moved through the intestinal tract, and made things more colorful coming out of the other end. It was FUN!

I was looking for glowing green poop out of this one, but no such luck.

Back to the double stuffed Oreos. If they’re going to be boring and plain, I at least want extra sugar!

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June 3, 2026 · 23:27

Proof Of Life – June 03rd

I have no idea. The photographic equivalent of a butt dial, I don’t know what I pushed or how I was holding the phone or if Siri was taking pictures with or without permission or if the house poltergeist was trying her hand at the photographic arts.

Out of focus. Stressed. About to explode like I’m being cooked from the inside out by a high-powered beam of microwaves.

Sounds about right!

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June 2, 2026 · 21:59

There! Raptor!

And what a freaking gorgeous one it was!

First, I’ve been feeding the Corvid Gods (ravens) their daily grapes. They often are hanging out on the roof or the neighbor’s roof or in the tree next to the driveway, waiting. This morning I could hear them squawking, but couldn’t see them.

Secondly, I’ve been wondering where all of the big raptors are, hawks and owls (and even eagles, maybe?), especially given the buffet that we’re feeding in the back yard. Squirrels. Pigeons. Quail.

Oh, there they all are, probably about 500+ feet up, circling and dogfighting.

Just the one red-tailed hawk – unusual since they usually hunt and fly in mated pairs. But, it’s also the time of year when one might have to stay on the nest with eggs while the other goes out to bring back dinner (something in a nice pigeon, perhaps, or a mourning dove?), so that’s not an unlikely explanation.

Look at the markings on this beauty! It was flying up near the Sun overhead, so I was trying to to blind myself by pointing a telephoto lens at the Sun and having a beam of light burn its way through the back of my skull, but it really made the wing designs POP!!

I guess the ravens were thinking that those hypothetical eggs could also be on the menu, and they weren’t having any of that. So, two Corvid Gods against one stunning hawk and the hawk eventually drifted off to the east. Plenty of open land off that way into The Mesa, with squirrels, rabbits, lizards, and probably feral cats as well.

I need a bigger lens!

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June 1, 2026 · 22:53

WARNING – Politics – Bad Words

Tomorrow’s the primary here in California. (A lot of other states also, and if it’s not tomorrow it might be soon in your state. Same rules apply.) And yes, we have already voted. We dropped our ballots off in a secure ballot box and got confirmation by email and text that they were received and counted.

Here are my simple rules for voting.

Rule #1: Never, EVER, EVER vote for a fucking Republican. ANY Republican. Not for President. Not for Federal office. Not for state office. Not for local office. Not for junior assistant apprentice dog catcher. Or anywhere on the spectrum in between. NEVER! Every Republican until the heat death of the Universe can FUCK OFF! It doesn’t matter if God Herself appears before you in a towering pillar of flame and says She’ll kill your puppy if you don’t vote for the Republican. DON’T DO IT!!!

Rule #2: Never, EVER, EVER vote for a fucking billionaire. Doesn’t matter if they’ve got really good sounding ads and sound bites and they started playing them a year ago. Billionaires are EVIL. Especially the ones who are power mad and want to get into politics because it sounds cool! Pro tip – if you’re a billionaire and you really, REALLY just want to help folks and make the world a better place, simply take the hundreds of millions of your personal cash that you want to blow on an ego-stroking campaign and simply start helping folks. If you’re a billionaire and you’re just too fucking stupid to figure out how to do this, contact me – for an extremely reasonable consulting fee I can research various programs and non-profits that will maximize the good that you can do, get you the biggest bang for your buck.

Rule #3: Your candidate doesn’t have to be perfect. “Perfect” is the death of “good,” the “perfect” candidate doesn’t exist and never will. Pick someone who’s better than whoever the current chucklefuck is – that bar is surprisingly low these days. Vote for them. Don’t “protest” vote, that just hands the election to some billionaire Republican. (See Rules #1 and #2 above.)

Rule #4: Read Rules #1 and #2 as many times as necessary.

Rule #5: ALWAYS vote!!! There is no election too trivial to not bother. “Oh, it’s just the school board…” Have you seen what these white supremacist Christo-fascists are doing on school boards, even here in “liberal” California? Banning books, kicking trans kids off of sports teams and out of school, making sure that the Ten Commandments are illegally put in every classroom while school lunches and textbooks are not.

Any disagreements? Let’s assume I’m right, you’re wrong. GET OUT THERE AND VOTE, AND VOTE FOR SANE, COMPASSIONATE, INTELLIGENT CANDIDATES!

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May 31, 2026 · 23:18

Proof Of Life – May 31st

One of these days a month that’s ending will have been the bottom of the barrel and the new month that’s starting will be the beginning of the recovery, getting better. Right? Isn’t that how it’s GOT to work?

I sincerely hope that May 2026 was the bottom of the barrel. While there were some notable disappointments in the last half of May in particular, in the last couple of days there have been some hopeful (if difficult) trends. The path out of this pit that we’ve dug ourselves into isn’t going to be easy, but we’ve got to start somewhere. Maybe that will be June 2026.

And then maybe July 2026 wil be even better. There might be plans…

In the meantime, keep looking at pretty things. And be brave. I prefer being brave like Samwise Gamgee instead of some dude in armor, but you do you!

And just in case, remember to Set SCE To AUX. Better safe than sorry.

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May 30, 2026 · 23:35

Proof Of Life – May 30th

Given past history, current circumstances, and life, the Universe, and everything, I would suggest that everyone just take a chill pill.

Especially me.

Although the argument could be made that because I’m not panicking more, I don’t understand how bad the problems are.

“Whatevs, man!” as the kids say. (I have no idea what the kids are saying these days. In fact, I didn’t know what the kids were saying when I was a kid and when I had kids.)

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May 29, 2026 · 21:42

Blue Moonrise

The moon was 98% illuminated, about 30 hours before Full Moon just after midnight PDT on Sunday.

The birds didn’t appreciate the view, they just wanted me to hurry up and finish refilling their feeders.

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May 28, 2026 · 23:25

Blustery

In more ways than one.

I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to how freakin’ windy it can get up here.

On a day when I was already getting rocked from side to side pretty well in the deadlines & work demands sense, I went out at lunch for a quick doctor’s visit. Nothing serious, routine, but (as usual) a bit on the annoying side. I’m sure they all mean well, but cut me some freakin’ slack! I’m old and tired!

Just about the time that dinner finished and I was really, REALLY hoping to sit on my ass for the evening watching some sports thing or the other, the “emergency” phone call came from further up the corporate ladder and it was time to be a miracle worker again. I did it, that’s why I get the big bucks I guess, but I would have been happier falling asleep in front of the television with some ice cream.

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